Orchid has her rhymes, I have my doggerel.

In London-town did Dreva-khan
A flimsy pleasure dome decree,
Where Thames, the filthy river ran
Through teahouses measureless to man
Down to a mostly bright sea.

So twice five feet of cut-price ground
With twine and ribbons were girdled round
And Dreva can't remember more,
Anyway, this parody was starting to bore.

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A wave of lust has gripped the world,
I sit and watch the hormones swirl.
Some are breeding, some are seeding
Innuendo and glands do the leading.
Now I'm no prude or puritan
And I know the ways of girls and men,
I don't care if your mind is dirty,
But keep your hands to yourself
If you're over thirty.

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More later!